Anyone with kids knows that dinner conversation can be quite confusing with all the noise. Here’s a replay of our dinner conversation last night.
Dave: I think I need to get into FARPM (meaning the conference this spring).
Kristen: What? You need to get into fartin’?
Dave: No, FARPM!
Kids: Giggle…giggle…HA! HA! ….Daddy said “farting”.
Kristen: You think you could tone down the potty humor a bit? What would grandma say if they came out with this at her dinner table.
Kids: Faaaaahhhhrrrrrting, Farting….Daddy said Farting.
Dave: I didn’t say Farting…I said FARPM. It’s an acronym for Florida Association of Residential Property Managers.
Kristen: A what? An acronym?
Kids: a-crappin, a-farting….daddy’s using potty language….HA!! HAHA!!! HAHAHAHA….
Dave: Oh, never mind.
Kristen: Their name is actually FARPM? What were they thinking???
Dave: Good question.
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Thanks for the Smile!
you show make a video of that !
This is funny because, my father and his partner are the founders of FARPM and for Christmas I got him a hat that says “Old FARPM”. We joke about it all the time too. You should join FARPM, it’s a fantastic organization.
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